unlike-the-movies:

tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win

(via tweedlefakeboobs)

A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013

weasleypatronus:

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

welcome to fucking Europe bitches LETS SING

(via tweedlefakeboobs)

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

(via forevergomezing)

darrensblazer:

vinoxe:

egberts:

IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?

nah

no, we do this every saturday in europe

(via forevergomezing)

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

(via alexrsso)

jelenaforeverrrr:

Ed Sheeran is part of the Jelenator family.

Yes.

But lets go back and fangirl- He said ‘Jelena’ so casually.

Yeah I’m sitting between her and Jelena.

kjg;lakjgaewjg;ajioejigojaeoigj;eoiajg’i’jjojgugygjghghg

(via jdb-smg-forever)

sexyjelena:

But we are kinda like drugs people, jelena is our drug. We didn’t get that for a looooongg time. And then when we suddenly get it, i am talking about tomorrow, i really don’t know how to act. It’s kinda new and omg omg omg help me

(via jdb-smg-forever)

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via springsbreak)

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

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vvyoming:

i’m only as strong as my internet signal

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

nosdrinker:

you can literally add “inthetardis” to anything and it will be someone’s url i promise you

god damnit